Sun, 29 November 2009 In which, Jonathan unleashes his thoughts upon the cast to the horror of Chris, Joe, & Michael. Send your wieners for waves to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Nasty Mind" by D12 Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Bumper: Dan Repperger Guests: Michael Mills Joe "IHM" Rossi Surprise Guest: John Kelly from The Jankcast Comments[0] |
Sun, 22 November 2009 In which, Jonathan is joined by Undead Artemis & Eye Tyrant to discuss sandbox gaming (surprise!), Fear the Boot (no surprise), Iron Tyrants, 4e D&D, Hockey vs Football, Scott Kurtz, the Brilliant Gameologists, & Australians. Free hugs from Chris can be found at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Forgot about Dre" by Dr. Dre & Eminem Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Bumper: Zac Ashmore Special Guest: Dr. Lucias Meyer from The PodgeCast A Sexy Man: Zac Ashmore from Kore New Media Comments[0] |
Sun, 15 November 2009 In which, Jonathan & Chris host a roundtable discussion that begins with hermaphrodites and ends with Speed Racer. Let us know if you can draw a comparison between the two subjects at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Bumper: Paulie from Funny Books Music: "Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals Special Guests: Appollyon from the Forums Aron Head from Ideology of Madness Bill Coffin Author of Pax Morgana Dan Repperger from Fear the Boot Mark Kinney from All Games Considered Comments[0] |
Sun, 8 November 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan lament over the loss of lovers and friends. Music: "Love You More (Instrumental)" by Eminem Comments[3] |
Sat, 31 October 2009 In which, Chris & Appollyon reflect on tragedies, gaming buddies, Halloween, communication, monogamy, Jonathan & Kristin, Allister Crowley & other bullshit. Next Week: Doug from Save Against Frostbite Music: "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Comments[0] |
Mon, 26 October 2009 The untimely death of my former gaming group's GM, Victor "Vic" Correa and my personal thoughts on the subject of suicide and a public service announcement... our first. The following website contains important information about suicide prevention hot lines all across the various states. http://suicidehotlines.com/ The Nationwide Suicide Hotline USA numbers are 1-800-784-2433 and 1-800-273-8255 and the hotline for the hearing impaired is 1-800-799-4889 Comments[0] |
Sun, 25 October 2009 The return of Joe Selby, formerly of PodgeCast fame. 'nuff said. Music: "Bad Company" by Bad Company Explicit Intro: Kristin Special Guest: Joe Selby from The Game Locus Network Comments[0] |
Tue, 20 October 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan find themselves divided over recent criticisms, then Kristin joins the fray to discuss Halloween. Comment on our stream of conscience at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Bad Company" by Bad Company Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Outro Music: "Goodbye" by Kristin Comments[1] |
Mon, 12 October 2009 In which, Bill Coffin and Appollyon join our zeroes to bounce around politics, Palladium, freelancing, and Judd Karlman. Let Jonathan be your life-coach at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Special Guest: Bill Coffin, Freelance game writer & novelist Silent but Deadly: Appollyon Comments[0] |
Tue, 6 October 2009 In which, Chris, Jonathan, & Psyicman prattle on about podcasting drama and ponies. Send Necronomitron support to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Comments[0] |
Sun, 27 September 2009 In which, Chris, Jonathan, & Kristin answer your questions, then go off on their normal crazy shit including the worst character concepts they've ever seen. Ask us where the other two hours of this show are at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth Explicit Intro: Kristin Voicemail: Kelly from Empire Comics Comments[0] |
Mon, 21 September 2009 In which, Chris and Jonathan are joined by the mind behind Fear the Boot to discuss podcasting, gun control, race, abortion, Skies of Glass, & wrap up with the past, present, & future of FtB. Send negative feedback to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Special Guest: Dan Repperger from Fear the Boot The Promised Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJnW7ghtxTs Comments[4] |
Sun, 13 September 2009 In which, Chris and Jonathan are invaded by an evil bastard, a lung-er, and a chowd to discuss turning tricks out of laziness, real-life vigilantes, comics that may or may not suck, cartoons that may or may not suck, uncomfortable situations/ characters in games, established settings/ systems, Chad from FtB, Down Under Gamers, and THE Dragon*Con story. Bless Chris' newest spawn at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Special Guest: Aron Head from Ideology of Madness Loves to Hate Us: Runester Disappearing Guest: Francis from Kingdom: the Next Generation Down Under Gamers Episode 17 Comments[0] |
Mon, 7 September 2009 In which, Jen and George of the Trapcast, and Chris' gamer friend Los Carlos join us in the midst of their drunkcast already in progress. George shares a staggering Bacardi 151 induced revelation that involves meeting Chris once and Jen shares her theories of life, beer and the pursuit of Victoria's Secret. If you want to have Dr. Emmett Brown pump George's time machine for all 1.21 gigawatts and give him the missing 3 days of life back write us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth Explicit Intro: Kristin Special Guest: Jen & George from The Trapcast Hispanic Guest: Los Carlos from Chris' gaming group Comments[1] |
Tue, 1 September 2009 Ok, so Jonathan got together with a few of our listeners, this past Sunday, to riff off of various subjects from Star Wars to blowjobs. It was the ultimate form of listener feedback that began with a whimper and ended with a burp. It was a ton of fun, and something we really want to do again, so don't be afraid to let us know what you want to talk about at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Guests: Appollyon from Wisconsin Joey from California Michael from Arizona Comments[0] |
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Sat, 29 August 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan are joined by an invited and uninvited guest to cut loose on music, theaters, poor game systems vs poor GMing, Fear the Boot, Runester (of course), people who have rejected being a guest (fuck you), podcast sponsorship, local game & comic stores, the death of gaming, the PVP/ Penny Arcade actual plays, remakes, movies, penis size, gamer shame, having kids, Jar Jar & Hayden Christenson, Kevin Smith, Superman movies, & the difference between on and off-mic KitD. Chicks can compulsively lie to us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth Intro Clip: Family Guy (lots of love to HP Lustcraft for sending us this) Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Special Guest: Walt Snider from Kore New Media Uninvited Guest: Mike Curry from Bear Swarm! Comments[2] |
Tue, 25 August 2009 In which, Jonathan banters with a Walking Eye about various game systems, Crazy Richard, slaying games, porn, vasectomies, Rob & D(Adam)vid's balls, Superman vs The Hood, Super Hero games, slaying games revisited, and modules. Tell Chris you missed him at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Intro Music: "An Angel's Poem on a Grave" by Angel Vivaldi Explicit Intro: Michael Mills Outro Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth Special Guest: Kevin Weiser from The Walking Eye Podcast OUR FIRST OFFICIAL CONTEST BEGINS! Listen to the episode for the details. The Prize! Agents of Atlas 8-9 Amazing Spider-Man 599 & 602 Black Panther 6-7 Cable 16-17 Captain America 601 Daredevil 119 Deadpool 10 & 13 Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth 1-2 Exiles 3 & 5 Fantastic Four 566 Invincible Ironman 14-16 Uncanny X-Men 510 & 514 Wolverine 75-76 X-Factor 45-46 X-Force/ Cable: Messiah War 1 X-Men: Future History X-Men Legacy 225 Comments[0] |
Sat, 22 August 2009 *Note* You should listen Episode 3 of the Spooky Outhouse Showcase before this Bullshitery. Alright, so a while back, Jonathan recorded with some other SOP podcasters on July's Spooky Outhouse Showcase. After the show, we added Rob Justice to the mix and cut loose in explicit fashion. Here it is raw and uncut (unlike Ryan's dick). Enjoy! Spooky Outhouse Showcase #3 Hosts: Jonathan Landreth from Kicked in the Dicebags Fraser from Accidental Survivors Ryan from Save Against Frostbite Artemis Knight & Rob Justice from Bear Swarm! Comments[0] |
Mon, 17 August 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan judge the Ennies, remember Uncle Charlie, discuss gamer lairs, get their dicks sliced, and hate on women (of course). Dragon Con blow-job requests can be sent to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Save Against Frostbite Tribute (Remix)" by Johnny B-Lazy Explicit Intro: Jonathan Landreth (written by Kristin) Comments[1] |
Tue, 11 August 2009 In which, our zeroes actually discuss actual play, get propositioned
for gay sex, speculate on the courage of cross-dressing, wonder where
the gay gamers are, debate NASCAR vs other sports, throw their own 2
cents in on the Ennies, are creeped out by Billy Blanks, butt heads
over healthy gamers, finally find common ground with free healthcare,
become depressed over politics,then become inspired over gaming. Music: "1990 X-Men Cartoon Theme"
Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Comments[0] |
Sun, 2 August 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan meet under peaceful terms with an unintentionally funny guest to discuss really bad games, getting back in the sack, masturbation, She-Hulk porn, eye candy, the pros of ugly chicks, and wrap up with Jonathan's trust issues. Send cease and desist orders to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Hijack (ZoomZip Remix)" br MC Chris Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Special Guest: Mike Curry from Bearswarm! Comments[1] |
Mon, 27 July 2009 In which, a harmless discussion about black super heroes spins out of control, as Jonathan recounts a tale of bigotry and Chris stands upon a soapbox. Tell us how you hate The Man at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Save Against Frostbite Tribute" by Johnny-B-Lazy Explicit Intro: Jonathan Landreth Comments[0] |
Sun, 19 July 2009 In which, Chis & Jonathan have a geek 2 geek (.com) discussion with a guest who never actually quit. Movies, comics, yaoi...it's all here! PETA can protest for small mammals at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Ten Year Old (Bad Spellah remix)" by MC Chris Explicit Intro: Walt Snider Special Guest: Francis from Kingdom: The Next Generation Comments[2] |
Sat, 11 July 2009 In which, Whitesnake & The Nubian Prince do battle against the Artificial Sperm, investigate Dr. Eye Tyrant's secret Project MG, are drug to Hell, and foreshadow a Spooky Outhouse crossover event in Showcase issue 3. Evil villains can locate us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com. 'nuff said. Comments[3] |
Thu, 9 July 2009 I read this book about a year ago (based on this man on the cover's real life exploits) and I picked it up again this summer and re-read it. I seldom do this with books unless I really enjoy them. It makes the train wreck you are reading so much fucking fun I don't know where to start. I never knew that being an asshole could be elevated to an art form. Nevertheless, whether you aspire to be Tucker Max or choose to regard this as a cautionary tale,this is a must have on the book shelf. Category: general -- posted at: 12:19 AM Comments[2] |
Sun, 5 July 2009 In which, a sexy-voiced guest joins the cast to teach Chris a lot about Australia...and make Jonathan hard. Chigger sheep-rooters can bag us out at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Comments[0] |
Sun, 28 June 2009 In which, Chris and Jonathan ramble on with Pee Knee Ya for far too long about everything from the King of Pop to Fear the Boot. If you're willing to pay $22 million for a blow job, drop us a line at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Never Can Say Goodbye" by The Jackson 5 Uninvited Guest: Adam David Pinilla from The Man Cast Comments[2] |
Sat, 20 June 2009 In which, Jonathan, Kristin, and a David drop names like they're still relevant, share embarrassing moments, and learn to wipe their ass. Wanna be on the show? Just let us know at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Comments[2] |
Thu, 18 June 2009 In which, Jonathan enters a den of Canadians to fuck Shingeru Miyamoto, masterbate, and dive face first into hairy bush. *This is a repost of Save Against Frostbite's 35th episode. While the audio quality isn't great, it was a ton of fun and I hope you enjoy listening. If you do, check out Save Against Frostbite. If you find me funny and I find them funny, you shouldn't be disappointed. Comments[0] |
Tue, 16 June 2009 In which, Jonathan, Chris, and Kristin answer the call to war, then break more podcasting rules in the name of gaming (or so they claim). The Village People can recruit Chris at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Narwals" by The Weebl Intro Clip: "Episode 61 - World Building: Whats it like? Neutrals" by Bear Swarm! |
Mon, 8 June 2009 In which, Chris, Jonathan, and two professors of gameology recall
Jiffycon, wonder where's the line, encounter a Runester, and call it a
clam for an unknown reason. Chowds can flame us at
kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "I'm Shipping up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys
Special Guest: Meg & Josh from Brilliant Gameologists Comments[1] |
Thu, 4 June 2009 ![]() Category: general -- posted at: 8:07 PM Comments[0] |
Mon, 1 June 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan ponder if strips clubs are less threatening than role-playing in a relationship, criticize Phil from Red Earth Saga, mock Rob from Bear Swarm, and mourn a baby killer. Send those nude photos to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Medicine Ball" by Eminem Comments[4] |
Sat, 30 May 2009 Whose more fucked up? Me or Kristin for taking this picture and staying with me? Category: general -- posted at: 3:49 PM Comments[4] |
Sat, 23 May 2009 In which, Chris, Jonathan & Runester have trouble finishing, discuss Star Trek/ Star Wars for way too fucking long, then fight back against extreme feminism. Call us chauvinistic pigs at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Firestarter" by Prodigy Special Guest: Stephen Jarjoura (a.k.a. Runester from the forums) Comments[0] |
Mon, 18 May 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan are failed by Audacity (again), find that Chris is allergic to pussy, cum up Frodo's nose, face scorned women, and refuse to lose. Send blackmail demands to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson Comments[1] |
Sat, 9 May 2009 In which, Jonathan discovers it takes two Canadians to equal one African-American. Table Saw, Mike, and Chad can tell us to go fuck ourselves at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes Music: "Guardian of the Blind" by Blind Guardian Special Guest: Ryan & Shane from Save Against Frostbite Comments[2] |
Sun, 3 May 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan sell out, plan their death, compare a
D&D game to black pussy, then have an orgy with Meg and some
midgets. Send pictures of your cock to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes Music: Louis Jordan " Beans and Corn Bread" and Closing Credits from G.I. Joe Topic: Napster bad! Tangent: Gun trackers Topic: Our KDB contingency plan Tangent: Jonathan's vice Topic: Pussy is pussyTangent: An orgy in the sky Topic: Bad player habits Tangent: Kelly's 4e game Topic: The Queen of the SouthTangent: The 7 shits of role-playing Tangent: The secret of initiative Tangent: God smites Jonathan's comp Topic: Star Trek and other Sci-Fi Shoutouts:
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Fri, 1 May 2009 We now have a forum with Spooky Outhouse Productions. Here's the link: Kicked in the Dicebags Forums Let's chat it up, fuckers! Category: general -- posted at: 12:39 PM Comments[0] |
Thu, 30 April 2009 I had forgotten I listened to this a while back..this is one of my all time favorite comedy sketches. Enjoy. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/200993 NSFW. But then again this whole page isn't safe for work now is it ? =) Category: general -- posted at: 10:18 PM Comments[4] |
Mon, 27 April 2009 In which, Chris, Jonathan, and a short-tempered guest have an insightful conversation on comics and movies, then they actually record. Send all death threats to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes
Music: "Last Race" by Jack Nitzsche Special Guest: Joe from The Podgecast Topic: Jonathan tries to defend Hitler...and fails
Tangent: Joe's sexual harassment tale
Tangent: Stupid chicks Tangent: Putting the seat down Tangent: Selling kids on the Black Market Topic: Politics...we go there Tangent: Chris fails at geography
Tangent: Luke Meyer's valid concern Topic: Joe critiques the podcast Tangent: Brilliant Gameologists, Fear the Boot, & the Podgecast
Tangent: Luke or Dan: Which is fucking Chris? Topic: Strip clubs Tangent: Porn...yeah, we go there too
Topic: The 4th Edition debate that never comes Tangent: Jonathan & Kristin's domestic dispute
Topic: The perils of podcasting Tangent: The perils of the other gender
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Sat, 18 April 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan dump a pornstar, engage in a duel of wits over tactical combat, long for giant robots (...kinda), then make love and war with other podcasters. Verbally shit on our chests at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes Music: "Space Booty" by Valhalla Kittens Topic: Georgia X a.k.a. Georgia Peach Tangent: Painful creativity Tangent: Jonathan & Kristin Topic: Tactical combat Topic: Mech games Tangent: Chris is old, Jonathan is evil Topic: ControversyTangent: Kristin is Estonian Tangent: Podcasters we love Comments[0] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 In the last show I mentioned I 'd been reading Garth Ennis latest comic for Avatar Press called Crossed. It is a really top notch comic for the following reasons. Garth Ennis is reason number one. Let 's face it I got into Preacher the seminal comic of the nineties quite late and when I paged through it trade after trade I liked what I read. But I digress... the subject of Crossed... It follows the journey of several survivors of an inexplicable wave of madness that assailed their town and the people infected with this madness look like the guy above. And how that journey changes them in the process. How you do deal with something of a curve ball not familiar to the reader like zombie hordes and legions of the undead but something that was once a person and now is quite insane and homicidal with no off switch and they work together with a tribal intelligence to make sure you either join their ranks of madness or die ? Crossed is only 4 issues in so far so it is an easy buy in to put your duckets down for a really good ride. Category: general -- posted at: 10:48 PM Comments[0] |
Sat, 11 April 2009 In which, Chris & Jonathan breaka ya legs, question Ed Healy's sexuality, actually discuss games, and have anal sex. Call us fuckasses at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes Topic: Johnny the loan sharkMusic: "Legend of Zelda" by Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra Tangent: Is Ed Healy gay? Tangent: Fuckass & Horsecock Topic: Being rpg-curiousTangent: Nostalgiacide will destroy the industry! Topic: Pushing that shit inTangent: MMORPG's vs P&PRPG's Comments[0] |
Mon, 6 April 2009 In which, Chris and I give good pythagorean theorem, then say nigger as much as possible. Enjoy and feel free to call us assholes at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes Music: "Hoodie Ninja" by MC Chris Topic: Geek relationships Tangent: Geek vs Nerd / Poseur Geeks Topic: Offended pussies Tangent: Are all of your characters black? Tangent: Trendy adoptions Tangent: A bag of black cock! Comments[1] |
Fri, 27 March 2009 Ok, so the audio on the first episode was fucked up. We offer you this conversation as an apology for our episode 1 debacle. Please note, this is not an actual episode, more of just Chris and I talking about the podcast and whatever else came to mind. Tell us what you think at: kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Comments[1] |
Wed, 25 March 2009 In which, Chris and Jonathan discuss anal vomiting, watch men, then catch the clap. The Heath Ledger fanclub can send hate mail to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes Music: "Hoodie Ninja" by MC Chris Topic: Jonathan's disgusting shit Tangent: Introductions Topic: Why, Chris, why!?Tangent: Rastafarian Decepticons Topic: Various RPG'sTangent: Lame movies Chris loves Tangent: Sandbox gaming Topic: WatchmenTangent: Other comic book movies Tangent: Heath Ledger Comments[0] |
I read this book about a year ago (based on this man on the cover's real life exploits) and I picked it up again this summer and re-read it. I seldom do this with books unless I really enjoy them. It makes the train wreck you are reading so much fucking fun I don't know where to start. I never knew that being an asshole could be elevated to an art form. Nevertheless, whether you aspire to be Tucker Max or choose to regard this as a cautionary tale,this is a must have on the book shelf. 
Whose more fucked up? Me or Kristin for taking this picture and staying with me?
In the last show I mentioned I 'd been reading Garth Ennis latest comic for Avatar Press called Crossed. It is a really top notch comic for the following reasons. Garth Ennis is reason number one. Let 's face it I got into Preacher the seminal comic of the nineties quite late and when I paged through it trade after trade I liked what I read. 

