Kicked in the Dicebags!

Episode 36: The Girth

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:16:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan unleashes his thoughts upon the cast to the horror of Chris, Joe, & Michael. Send your wieners for waves to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Nasty Mind" by D12
Explicit Intro: Walt Snider
Bumper: Dan Repperger

Guests:
Michael Mills
Joe "IHM" Rossi

Surprise Guest:
John Kelly from The Jankcast

Episode 35: Swagger

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:05:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan is joined by Undead Artemis & Eye Tyrant to discuss sandbox gaming (surprise!), Fear the Boot (no surprise), Iron Tyrants, 4e D&D, Hockey vs Football, Scott Kurtz, the Brilliant Gameologists, & Australians. Free hugs from Chris can be found at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Forgot about Dre" by Dr. Dre & Eminem
Explicit Intro: Michael Mills
Bumper: Zac Ashmore
Special Guest: Dr. Lucias Meyer from The PodgeCast
A Sexy Man: Zac Ashmore from Kore New Media

Episode 34: Drinking the Afterbirth

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:06:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan & Chris host a roundtable discussion that begins with hermaphrodites and ends with Speed Racer. Let us know if you can draw a comparison between the two subjects at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Explicit Intro: Michael Mills
Bumper: Paulie from Funny Books
Music: "Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals

Special Guests:

Appollyon from the Forums
Aron Head from Ideology of Madness
Bill Coffin Author of Pax Morgana
Dan Repperger from Fear the Boot
Mark Kinney from All Games Considered

Episode 33: Take Care of Jonathan

Mon, 9 Nov 2009 01:42:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan lament over the loss of lovers and friends.

Music: "Love You More (Instrumental)" by Eminem

Episode 32: Sheeple

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:09:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Appollyon reflect on tragedies, gaming buddies, Halloween, communication, monogamy, Jonathan & Kristin, Allister Crowley & other bullshit. Next Week: Doug from Save Against Frostbite

Music: "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth
Explicit Intro: Walt Snider

Kicked In the Dicebags Extra # 1 : Dead At 39 Years Young

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:13:00 GMT

The untimely death of my former gaming group's GM, Victor "Vic" Correa and my personal thoughts on the subject of suicide and a public service announcement... our first.

The following website contains important information about suicide prevention hot lines all across the various states.

http://suicidehotlines.com/

The Nationwide Suicide Hotline USA numbers are

1-800-784-2433 and 1-800-273-8255

and the hotline for the hearing impaired is 1-800-799-4889

Episode 31: 26 Weeks Ago...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:43:00 GMT

The return of Joe Selby, formerly of PodgeCast fame. 'nuff said.

Music: "Bad Company" by Bad Company
Explicit Intro: Kristin
Special Guest: Joe Selby from The Game Locus Network

Episode 30: Rubbish

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:10:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan find themselves divided over recent criticisms, then Kristin joins the fray to discuss Halloween. Comment on our stream of conscience at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Bad Company" by Bad Company
Explicit Intro: Michael Mills
Outro Music: "Goodbye" by Kristin

Episode 29: Don't Break What Ain't Fixed

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:14:00 GMT

In which, Bill Coffin and Appollyon join our zeroes to bounce around politics, Palladium, freelancing, and Judd Karlman. Let Jonathan be your life-coach at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Explicit Intro: Walt Snider
Special Guest: Bill Coffin, Freelance game writer & novelist
Silent but Deadly: Appollyon

Episode 28: Rob Justice Style

Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:41:00 GMT

In which, Chris, Jonathan, & Psyicman prattle on about podcasting drama and ponies. Send Necronomitron support to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Explicit Intro: Michael Mills
Promo: Accidental Survivors
Badass Motherfucker: Joseph Rossi

Episode 27: M-O-L-E Dance!

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:59:00 GMT

In which, Chris, Jonathan, & Kristin answer your questions, then go off on their normal crazy shit including the worst character concepts they've ever seen. Ask us where the other two hours of this show are at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth
Explicit Intro: Kristin
Voicemail: Kelly from Empire Comics

Episode 26: Forever Stillborn

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:05:00 GMT

In which, Chris and Jonathan are joined by the mind behind Fear the Boot to discuss podcasting, gun control, race, abortion, Skies of Glass, & wrap up with the past, present, & future of FtB. Send negative feedback to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth
Explicit Intro: Michael Mills
Special Guest: Dan Repperger from Fear the Boot
The Promised Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJnW7ghtxTs

Episode 25: Giant-Sized Head

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:45:00 GMT

In which, Chris and Jonathan are invaded by an evil bastard, a lung-er, and a chowd to discuss turning tricks out of laziness, real-life vigilantes, comics that may or may not suck, cartoons that may or may not suck, uncomfortable situations/ characters in games, established settings/ systems, Chad from FtB, Down Under Gamers, and THE Dragon*Con story. Bless Chris' newest spawn at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth
Explicit Intro: Michael Mills
Special Guest: Aron Head from Ideology of Madness
Loves to Hate Us: Runester
Disappearing Guest: Francis from Kingdom: the Next Generation

Down Under Gamers Episode 17

Episode 24: E. Honda the Rapist

Tue, 8 Sep 2009 02:59:00 GMT

In which, Jen and George of the Trapcast, and Chris' gamer friend Los Carlos join us in the midst of their drunkcast already in progress. George shares a staggering Bacardi 151 induced revelation that involves meeting Chris once and Jen shares her theories of life, beer and the pursuit of Victoria's Secret. If you want to have Dr. Emmett Brown pump George's time machine for all 1.21 gigawatts and give him the missing 3 days of life back write us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth
Explicit Intro: Kristin
Special Guest: Jen & George from The Trapcast
Hispanic Guest: Los Carlos from Chris' gaming group

Bullshittery 5: Internet Hate Machine

Tue, 1 Sep 2009 05:17:00 GMT

Ok, so Jonathan got together with a few of our listeners, this past Sunday, to riff off of various subjects from Star Wars to blowjobs. It was the ultimate form of listener feedback that began with a whimper and ended with a burp. It was a ton of fun, and something we really want to do again, so don't be afraid to let us know what you want to talk about at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Guests:
Appollyon from Wisconsin
Joey from California
Michael from Arizona

Bullshittery 4: American Masturbatory Myth

Tue, 1 Sep 2009 04:52:00 GMT

Jonathan's second guest-spot on Save Against Frostbite. This is a repost of their 44th episode.

Episode 23: Strangers in Paradise

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:03:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan are joined by an invited and uninvited guest to cut loose on music, theaters, poor game systems vs poor GMing, Fear the Boot, Runester (of course), people who have rejected being a guest (fuck you), podcast sponsorship, local game & comic stores, the death of gaming, the PVP/ Penny Arcade actual plays, remakes, movies, penis size, gamer shame, having kids, Jar Jar & Hayden Christenson, Kevin Smith, Superman movies, & the difference between on and off-mic KitD. Chicks can compulsively lie to us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth
Intro Clip: Family Guy (lots of love to HP Lustcraft for sending us this)
Explicit Intro: Walt Snider
Special Guest: Walt Snider from Kore New Media
Uninvited Guest: Mike Curry from Bear Swarm!

Episode 22: A Dime-Sized Hole

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 05:02:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan banters with a Walking Eye about various game systems, Crazy Richard, slaying games, porn, vasectomies, Rob & D(Adam)vid's balls, Superman vs The Hood, Super Hero games, slaying games revisited, and modules. Tell Chris you missed him at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Intro Music: "An Angel's Poem on a Grave" by Angel Vivaldi
Explicit Intro: Michael Mills
Outro Music: "You Don't Need an iPod" by Uncle Seth
Special Guest: Kevin Weiser from The Walking Eye Podcast

OUR FIRST OFFICIAL CONTEST BEGINS!
Listen to the episode for the details.

The Prize!

Agents of Atlas 8-9
Amazing Spider-Man 599 & 602
Black Panther 6-7
Cable 16-17
Captain America 601
Daredevil 119
Deadpool 10 & 13
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth 1-2
Exiles 3 & 5
Fantastic Four 566
Invincible Ironman 14-16
Uncanny X-Men 510 & 514
Wolverine 75-76
X-Factor 45-46
X-Force/ Cable: Messiah War 1
X-Men: Future History
X-Men Legacy 225

Bullshittery 3: Showcase After Dark

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:58:00 GMT

*Note* You should listen Episode 3 of the Spooky Outhouse Showcase before this Bullshitery.

Alright, so a while back, Jonathan recorded with some other SOP podcasters on July's Spooky Outhouse Showcase. After the show, we added Rob Justice to the mix and cut loose in explicit fashion. Here it is raw and uncut (unlike Ryan's dick). Enjoy!

Spooky Outhouse Showcase #3

Hosts:

Jonathan Landreth from Kicked in the Dicebags
Fraser from Accidental Survivors
Ryan from Save Against Frostbite
Artemis Knight & Rob Justice from Bear Swarm!

Episode 21: Everybody's a Winner

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:24:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan judge the Ennies, remember Uncle Charlie, discuss gamer lairs, get their dicks sliced, and hate on women (of course). Dragon Con blow-job requests can be sent to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Save Against Frostbite Tribute (Remix)" by Johnny B-Lazy
Explicit Intro: Jonathan Landreth (written by Kristin)

Episode 20: The Anal Lemming Effect

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:14:00 GMT

In which, our zeroes actually discuss actual play, get propositioned for gay sex, speculate on the courage of cross-dressing, wonder where the gay gamers are, debate NASCAR vs other sports, throw their own 2 cents in on the Ennies, are creeped out by Billy Blanks, butt heads over healthy gamers, finally find common ground with free healthcare, become depressed over politics,then become inspired over gaming.

Music: "1990 X-Men Cartoon Theme"
Explicit Intro: Walt Snider

Episode 19: The Boycott is Over

Mon, 3 Aug 2009 00:50:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan meet under peaceful terms with an unintentionally funny guest to discuss really bad games, getting back in the sack, masturbation, She-Hulk porn, eye candy, the pros of ugly chicks, and wrap up with Jonathan's trust issues. Send cease and desist orders to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Hijack (ZoomZip Remix)" br MC Chris
Explicit Intro: Walt Snider
Special Guest: Mike Curry from Bearswarm!

Episode 18: Uncle Chris

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:05:00 GMT

In which, a harmless discussion about black super heroes spins out of control, as Jonathan recounts a tale of bigotry and Chris stands upon a soapbox. Tell us how you hate The Man at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Save Against Frostbite Tribute" by Johnny-B-Lazy
Explicit Intro: Jonathan Landreth

Episode 17: Gerbil, the Burrowing

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:47:00 GMT

In which, Chis & Jonathan have a geek 2 geek (.com) discussion with a guest who never actually quit. Movies, comics, yaoi...it's all here! PETA can protest for small mammals at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Ten Year Old (Bad Spellah remix)" by MC Chris
Explicit Intro: Walt Snider
Special Guest: Francis from Kingdom: The Next Generation

Episode 16: The Uncanny Sex-Men

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:42:00 GMT

In which, Whitesnake & The Nubian Prince do battle against the Artificial Sperm, investigate Dr. Eye Tyrant's secret Project MG, are drug to Hell, and foreshadow a Spooky Outhouse crossover event in Showcase issue 3. Evil villains can locate us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com. 'nuff said.

Music: "Fette's Vette" by MC Chris
Explicit Tag: Walt Snider
Promo: Accidental Survivors

Chris 's summer reading pick

Thu, 9 Jul 2009 04:19:00 GMT

I read this book about a year ago (based on this man on the cover's real life exploits) and I picked it up again this summer and re-read it. I seldom do this with books unless I really enjoy them. It makes the train wreck you are reading so much fucking fun I don't know where to start. I never knew that being an asshole could be elevated to an art form. Nevertheless, whether you aspire to be Tucker Max or choose to regard this as a cautionary tale,this is a must have on the book shelf.

Episode 15: Dodgy

Sun, 5 Jul 2009 06:01:00 GMT

In which, a sexy-voiced guest joins the cast to teach Chris a lot about Australia...and make Jonathan hard. Chigger sheep-rooters can bag us out at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Domination" by Symphony X
Special Guest: Rib from The Downunder Gamer Show

Episode 14: Burning Bridges

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:24:00 GMT

In which, Chris and Jonathan ramble on with Pee Knee Ya for far too long about everything from the King of Pop to Fear the Boot. If you're willing to pay $22 million for a blow job, drop us a line at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Never Can Say Goodbye" by The Jackson 5
Uninvited Guest: Adam David Pinilla from The Man Cast

Episode 13: How'd I Get Here?

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:16:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan, Kristin, and a David drop names like they're still relevant, share embarrassing moments, and learn to wipe their ass. Wanna be on the show? Just let us know at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Demonoid Phenomenon" by Rob Zombie
Special Guest: Adam David Pinilla from The PodgeCast

Bullshittery 2: Motion Masturbation LARP

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:03:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan enters a den of Canadians to fuck Shingeru Miyamoto, masterbate, and dive face first into hairy bush.

*This is a repost of Save Against Frostbite's 35th episode. While the audio quality isn't great, it was a ton of fun and I hope you enjoy listening. If you do, check out Save Against Frostbite. If you find me funny and I find them funny, you shouldn't be disappointed.

Episode 12: Santa for Adults

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:29:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan, Chris, and Kristin answer the call to war, then break more podcasting rules in the name of gaming (or so they claim). The Village People can recruit Chris at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Narwals" by The Weebl
Intro Clip: "Episode 61 - World Building: Whats it like? Neutrals"
by Bear Swarm!

Episode 11: Tact & Diplomacy

Mon, 8 Jun 2009 05:36:00 GMT

In which, Chris, Jonathan, and two professors of gameology recall Jiffycon, wonder where's the line, encounter a Runester, and call it a clam for an unknown reason. Chowds can flame us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "I'm Shipping up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys
Special Guest: Meg & Josh from Brilliant Gameologists

Ever wonder what Kristin looks like?

Fri, 5 Jun 2009 00:07:00 GMT

Episode 10: Killfuck Soulshitter

Mon, 1 Jun 2009 05:33:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan ponder if strips clubs are less threatening than role-playing in a relationship, criticize Phil from Red Earth Saga, mock Rob from Bear Swarm, and mourn a baby killer. Send those nude photos to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Medicine Ball" by Eminem

Ever wonder what Jonathan looks like?

Sat, 30 May 2009 19:49:00 GMT

Whose more fucked up? Me or Kristin for taking this picture and staying with me?

Episode 9: Geek Guys Rule!

Sat, 23 May 2009 19:31:00 GMT

In which, Chris, Jonathan & Runester have trouble finishing, discuss Star Trek/ Star Wars for way too fucking long, then fight back against extreme feminism. Call us chauvinistic pigs at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "Firestarter" by Prodigy
Special Guest: Stephen Jarjoura (a.k.a. Runester from the forums)

Episode 8: It Burns!

Mon, 18 May 2009 04:45:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan are failed by Audacity (again), find that Chris is allergic to pussy, cum up Frodo's nose, face scorned women, and refuse to lose. Send blackmail demands to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Music: "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson

Episode 7: Your Roast is Done

Sat, 9 May 2009 08:50:00 GMT

In which, Jonathan discovers it takes two Canadians to equal one African-American. Table Saw, Mike, and Chad can tell us to go fuck ourselves at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Show Notes
Music: "Guardian of the Blind" by Blind Guardian
Special Guest: Ryan & Shane from Save Against Frostbite

Episode 6: Meter Harlots

Sun, 3 May 2009 07:13:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan sell out, plan their death, compare a D&D game to black pussy, then have an orgy with Meg and some midgets. Send pictures of your cock to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Show Notes
Music: Louis Jordan " Beans and Corn Bread" and Closing Credits from G.I. Joe

Topic: Napster bad!

Tangent: Gun trackers

Topic: Our KDB contingency plan

Tangent: Jonathan's vice
Tangent: An orgy in the sky

Topic: Pussy is pussy

Topic: Bad player habits

Tangent: Kelly's 4e game
Tangent: The 7 shits of role-playing
Tangent: The secret of initiative

Topic: The Queen of the South

Tangent: God smites Jonathan's comp

Topic: Star Trek and other Sci-Fi

Shoutouts:

Vinny
Meg from Brilliant Gameologists
Stuart Robertson

We have a Forum

Fri, 1 May 2009 16:39:00 GMT

We now have a forum with Spooky Outhouse Productions.

Here's the link: Kicked in the Dicebags Forums

Let's chat it up, fuckers!

The Secret Tell All of Popeye the Sailor Man

Fri, 1 May 2009 02:18:00 GMT

I had forgotten I listened to this a while back..this is one of my all time favorite comedy sketches. Enjoy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/200993

NSFW. But then again this whole page isn't safe for work now is it ? =)

Episode 5: The State of St. Louis

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:42:00 GMT

In which, Chris, Jonathan, and a short-tempered guest have an insightful conversation on comics and movies, then they actually record. Send all death threats to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Show Notes
Music: "Last Race" by Jack Nitzsche
Special Guest: Joe from The Podgecast

Topic: Jonathan tries to defend Hitler...and fails

Tangent: Joe's sexual harassment tale
Tangent: Stupid chicks
Tangent: Putting the seat down
Tangent: Selling kids on the Black Market

Topic: Politics...we go there

Tangent: Chris fails at geography
Tangent: Luke Meyer's valid concern

Topic: Joe critiques the podcast

Tangent: Brilliant Gameologists, Fear the Boot, & the Podgecast
Tangent: Luke or Dan: Which is fucking Chris?

Topic: Strip clubs

Tangent: Porn...yeah, we go there too

Topic: The 4th Edition debate that never comes

Tangent: Jonathan & Kristin's domestic dispute

Topic: The perils of podcasting

Tangent: The perils of the other gender

Episode 4: Fwappage

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:42:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan dump a pornstar, engage in a duel of wits over tactical combat, long for giant robots (...kinda), then make love and war with other podcasters. Verbally shit on our chests at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Show Notes
Music: "Space Booty" by Valhalla Kittens

Topic: Georgia X a.k.a. Georgia Peach

Tangent: Painful creativity
Tangent: Jonathan & Kristin

Topic: Tactical combat

Topic: Mech games

Tangent: Chris is old, Jonathan is evil
Tangent: Kristin is Estonian

Topic: Controversy

Tangent: Podcasters we love

Chris' Mini Review of Crossed

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:48:00 GMT

In the last show I mentioned I 'd been reading Garth Ennis latest comic for Avatar Press called Crossed. It is a really top notch comic for the following reasons. Garth Ennis is reason number one. Let 's face it I got into Preacher the seminal comic of the nineties quite late and when I paged through it trade after trade I liked what I read.

But I digress... the subject of Crossed...
It follows the journey of several survivors of an inexplicable wave of madness that assailed their town and the people infected with this madness look like the guy above.

And how that journey changes them in the process.

How you do deal with something of a curve ball not familiar to the reader like zombie hordes and legions of the undead but something that was once a person and now is quite insane and homicidal with no off switch and they work together with a tribal intelligence to make sure you either join their ranks of madness or die ?
Crossed is only 4 issues in so far so it is an easy buy in to put your duckets down for a really good ride.

Episode 3: I wanna make you my Octomom!

kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:55:00 GMT

In which, Chris & Jonathan breaka ya legs, question Ed Healy's sexuality, actually discuss games, and have anal sex. Call us fuckasses at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Show Notes
Music: "Legend of Zelda" by Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra

Topic: Johnny the loan shark

Tangent: Is Ed Healy gay?

Tangent: Fuckass & Horsecock

Topic: Being rpg-curious

Tangent: Nostalgiacide will destroy the industry!
Tangent: MMORPG's vs P&PRPG's

Topic: Pushing that shit in

Episode 2: Pound My Isosceles Triangle

kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com — Mon, 6 Apr 2009 06:38:00 GMT

In which, Chris and I give good pythagorean theorem, then say nigger as much as possible. Enjoy and feel free to call us assholes at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Show Notes
Music: "Hoodie Ninja" by MC Chris

Topic: Geek relationships

Tangent: Geek vs Nerd / Poseur Geeks

Topic: Offended pussies

Tangent: Are all of your characters black?

Tangent: Trendy adoptions
Tangent: A bag of black cock!

Bullshittery 1: Filling the Dead Space

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:07:00 GMT

Ok, so the audio on the first episode was fucked up. We offer you this conversation as an apology for our episode 1 debacle. Please note, this is not an actual episode, more of just Chris and I talking about the podcast and whatever else came to mind.
Tell us what you think at:
kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Episode 1: Big Blue Wangs, Exploding Vietcong and our first episode!

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:33:00 GMT

In which, Chris and Jonathan discuss anal vomiting, watch men, then catch the clap. The Heath Ledger fanclub can send hate mail to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com

Show Notes
Music: "Hoodie Ninja" by MC Chris

Topic: Jonathan's disgusting shit

Tangent: Introductions

Topic: Why, Chris, why!?

Tangent: Rastafarian Decepticons
Tangent: Lame movies Chris loves

Topic: Various RPG's

Tangent: Sandbox gaming

Topic: Watchmen

Tangent: Other comic book movies
Tangent: Heath Ledger

Topic: Have you ever had the clap?