Kicked in the Dicebags!
The Secret Lives of Geeks
Ever wonder what Jonathan looks like? Whose more fucked up? Me or Kristin for taking this picture and staying with me?
Category:general -- posted at: 3:49pm EDT

In which, Chris, Jonathan & Runester have trouble finishing, discuss Star Trek/ Star Wars for way too fucking long, then fight back against extreme feminism. Call us chauvinistic pigs at

Music: "Firestarter" by Prodigy
Special Guest: Stephen Jarjoura (a.k.a. Runester from the forums)
Direct download: ep9.mp3
Category:Episodes -- posted at: 3:31pm EDT

  In which, Chris & Jonathan are failed by Audacity (again), find that Chris is allergic to pussy, cum up Frodo's nose, face scorned women, and refuse to lose. Send blackmail demands to

Music: "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson

Direct download: ep8.mp3
Category:Episodes -- posted at: 12:45am EDT

In which, Jonathan discovers it takes two Canadians to equal one African-American. Table Saw, Mike, and Chad can tell us to go fuck ourselves at

Show Notes
"Guardian of the Blind" by Blind Guardian
Special Guest: Ryan & Shane from Save Against Frostbite

Direct download: ep7.mp3
Category:Episodes -- posted at: 4:50am EDT

In which, Chris & Jonathan sell out, plan their death, compare a D&D game to black pussy, then have an orgy with Meg and some midgets. Send pictures of your cock to

Show Notes
Music:  Louis Jordan " Beans and Corn Bread" and  Closing Credits from G.I. Joe

Topic: Napster bad!
Tangent: Gun trackers

Topic: Our KDB contingency plan
Tangent: Jonathan's vice
Tangent: An orgy in the sky

Topic: Pussy is pussy

Topic: Bad player habits
Tangent: Kelly's 4e game
Tangent: The 7 shits of role-playing
Tangent: The secret of initiative

Topic: The Queen of the South
Tangent: God smites Jonathan's comp

Topic: Star Trek and other Sci-Fi

  1. Vinny
  2. Meg from Brilliant Gameologists
  3. Stuart Robertson

Direct download: ep6_1.mp3
Category:Episodes -- posted at: 3:13am EDT