Kicked in the Dicebags!
The Secret Lives of Geeks


   In which, Jonathan eats pussy for an hour and Paulie jerks off for ten seconds. Tell us about your cat's pajamas at


Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable

Explicit Intro: Michael Mills

Special Guest: Paul Aponte from Ideology of Madness


[00:01:00] - [01:03:00] SEX

Direct download: ep48.mp3
Category:Episodes -- posted at: 11:58pm EDT

 This episode Chris calls a jihad on Levelator in the absence of Jonathan. And the guys Apolloyon and Mark Kinney get together for a late night circle wank to discuss Jon's birthday, dealbreakers in con gaming and what do you for prep, comics tangent, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey and then the ever raging conflict of romance building outside the table with gaming committment. Send the good robot Us'es to kick Jonathan's ass  25 times at

Direct download: EP_47.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:53pm EDT

  In which, Jonathan, Chris, R1B, & Jenn ramble on in a drunken state about everything from yeast infections to football. Criticize Jonathan for being too lazy to do show notes at

Direct download: ep46.mp3
Category:Episodes -- posted at: 1:20am EDT


   In which, Chris, Jonathan, and an even older man escape from the white man's planet, consider Kicked in the Prunes, lose their virginities, pound girls into the floorboards, and support gambling in Alabama. Lobby against us at


Music: "Kicked in the Dicebags" by Stu Venable

Explicit Intro: Michael Mills

Special Guest: Stu Venable from Happy Jack's RPG Podcast


[00:02:00] Chris' Blaxsploitation Game

[00:12:30] The Old-Man Cast

[00:25:00] Our First Times

[00:47:00] The Downside of Deflowering

[01:01:00] GMing is like Sex

[01:31:30] Race Issues

[01:36:00] Some Ignorant Shit

[02:17:00] Stu's Super Bowl Announcement



Direct download: ep45.mp3
Category:Episodes -- posted at: 9:04pm EDT